Thanks to my brother Keith for the link to this clip, which features mad rollerninjas and a Zoe Zipper.
In case you're wondering about the origin of this action packed sequence, it's from a Godfrey Ho movie, probably Ninja Thunderbolt. Featuring the musical stylings of Mike Oldfield, this scene is so awesome he probably used it in half a dozen other films as well. The ninjas almost get the best of Don Wong Tao and a 50cc Honda engine, but just almost. Still no threat to pirates, i say.